An internally leaked memo briefly teased the possibility that the elusive “God particle” had been observed in the Large Hadron Collider. Sadly, this is probably not actually the case.
Earth Day was a major flop in Edmonton this year, and not just because the major event to “celebrate” it fell through for a lack of volunteers. No, Edmontonians went one up on that and actually increased their power consumption during the day. (We did the same during Earth Hour earlier this year.)
I’m apparently an Uzi. I was hoping for a Glock.
This time, it’s the “Stars” virus, or some such. One wonders if this, too, was an engineered virus targeting industrial control systems?
This saddens me.
Estonia comes out on top, with the US in the #2 slot.
It turns superstore bar codes into music, apparently. Check out the video at the link for details.
The last typewriter factory in the world just closed down.
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